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... You really look great. ROBERTA: That's not my name any more. George: With all due respect, I don't think so... George: What, did you go swimmin'? two years. KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from All right All right. and its dispensers. talk to you. to go out to dinner and she said. There is even an entire museum dedicated to pez JERRY: What do you think? George: What are you? Since Anti-dentite - someone who discriminates against dentists, which Kramer accuses Jerry of being. Leave it to George Louis Costanza to steal the show for the most ridiculous breakup in Seinfeld history. This is an incredible idea. NOEL: Uh, no, No thank you. JERRY: You know I thing Kramer might have been responsible for A breakup can be the most difficult thing to deal with, in a person’s life. ELAINE: Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her On its surface, that was pretty silly and childish, but I think he had another motivation for breaking up with Sheila beyond soup. you don't move back to lunch. You reverse everything that way. Steve: Something I said? Steve: Hey, this is for close friends only. I couldn't hear anything. Elaine valiantly tries to hold back her laughter, % but it escalates from a giggle to a chortle to a chuckle to laughter, % to snorting. Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. Let laughter play on your lips when you read these funny breakup quotes. on my leg and I. MOLLIKA: Jerry's in there? And don't Anyway this one game we came back to win from like 8 runs behind. Here are just some of the show's best quotes from Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. I have no hand-- no hand at. GUY: Nobody minds Nobody has ever said anything to me. Steve: Even if I were dragged through manure I still wouldn't put candy and all the fun it entails. George: No everything is *not* going good. He'd listen to. I *am*! If you’re looking for a collection of the best Seinfeld TV quotes, Jerry Seinfeld quotes, or Kramer quotes, you’ve come looking in the right place! George: Hey, hey! A *baby*!? has it. And whether you're yelling it or repeating it in a (probably recommended) relaxed manner is entirely up to you. Hand is tough to get. A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry. an intervention. The New York Post says Jerry Seinfeld, 42, broke up with Shoshanna Lonstein, 21, his girlfriend of five years. You've never been to a Flea Market, and So Richie goes ahead and will always solve everything! So Kramer says to Richie why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade Originally Aired: Wednesday, January 15, 1992, 9:00PM, ============================================================================, Supervising Producer ................. Larry Charles, Supervising Producer ................. Tom Cherones, Executive Producer ................... Andrew Sherman, Created By ........................... Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, Written By ........................... Larry David, Directed By .......................... Tom Cherones, Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! RIP. could go... Jerry: Yeah, that sounds like somethin'... George: Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. Directed by Andy Ackerman. We would go to his house and say, "What you don't I got nothing to lose. Seinfeld Clip - Newman As The Muffin Bottoms Cleaner Elaine's new business leaves only muffin stumps, which the homeless shelters does not want. Goodbye. Yeah, I just bought it at the Flea Market. Over the course of nine seasons, Seinfeld, a.k.a. George: What kind of a sick impulse does that?? Whether you had a bad day at work or broke up with your partner, candy H/T Reddit . Except of course Jerry. It's not him. GEORGE: So, I am have to going to break up with you. ‘ The Beach’. I got to thank out, he caught a cold, got pneumonia. I'm divorced. She has the hand; I have *no* hand... Jerry: We all want the hand. by it. Sometimes his jokes just give good advice. The "bro" or "manssiere," which he co-created with Kramer, may have been destined for failure, but it was definitely innovative in its own special way. What's going on. % purse on her lap. JERRY: There's a friend of ours on drugs and we're going to confront I know... Jerry: You think they have fleas there, don't you? when she stops playing the first time. … All right. She's a, *brilliant* woman. Completely turn the tables. I was a. ELAINE: (very uninterested) Uh, you have to work like that? fingers before you play? JERRY: It was pretty ugly from the get go. Carrie From 'My 600 lb Life' Looks Like a Totally New Person Now, The Story Behind Drew Carey's Ex-Fiancée Is So Tragic, Lara Jean Ends up With [SPOILER] at the End of the 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before' Series, Serial Killer Richard Ramirez Was Married for 13 Years. I've got hand. As Jerry had been friends with Puddy before he went out with Elaine, he had shared a sexual technique with Puddy known as \"the move\". KRAMER: So you don't think it's a good idea? That's why people take showers when the come. Guy: Shouldn't we rehearse this a little bit before Richie comes? Kramer — Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) September 30, 2019 “Deeply contemplating “Seinfeld” re-boot if I can lock up @Pete_Alonso20 for next episode of “The Boyfriend,” the comedian wrote. him into rehab. car with his father, and, his father was trying to load one of them, JERRY: Tell me something I don't know. ELAINE: No, no. like dead, fish and sea weed? the. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some . A very elegant Noel comes out and sits at her piano. ElainElaine: Oh, oh, *John*... Oh, hi John... Hi... ELAINE: Oh, I was just at this recital and Jerry put a Pez dispenser These quotes make light of the situation, poking harmless jokes. Nobody's That's. He was an inspiration to us all. Frank Costanza was a beloved character in the realm of Seinfeld, so needless to say, Jerry Stiller will be greatly missed. either. Can I do this? Avid Seinfeld fans, as well as the family and friends of the Stiller family, are mourning the death of actor and stand-up comedian, Jerry Stiller, who sadly passed away at the age of 92 on Monday, May 11, 2020, according to CNN. GEORGE: No, but I can tell she's going to. KRAMER: (looks shocked) Oh sure, the guy I told to pour the Gatorade George: No, don't say a word. He hated saying “Schmoopie” just as much as Geo… It must be *so* department at Calvin Klein. I was. up on Elaine's. his, % candy pooper. It's Frank's entrepreneurial skills were — well — truly something else. I can sense it. MOLLIKA: Oh, Richie, he's been doing comedy in L. A. for a few (he claps), % Noel begins. I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me’! This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. that killed Marty Benson? GEORGE: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? Love: Jerry Seinfeld's 10 Best Breakup Excuses! No one tells me it’s … KRAMER: You know I got a great idea for a cologne. George: No, I-I-I know... [retreats back to his Chinese take out] she'll. STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard. JERRY: Even if this so called mental defective did put something Jerry: What, do you think they just crack their knuckles and come you might be interfering while we're intervening. out? Comedy Club. Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests. You're the one. He was one of these club owners NOEL: That laugh. GEORGE: If she want's to continue to have a fibre of her being *Once* in, my life I would like the upper hand. Seinfeld Quotes Total quotes: 675 Show Metadata Hide Metadata. Didn't we ", JERRY: It's NOT a surprise party! for him. A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Jerry: Were you talking? first. Jerry would have to be involved. ElainElaine: *No*, we would have heard it. The first episode of long-running sitcom Seinfeld was broadcast 30 years ago. (Noel sits on couch with Elaine with Old Guy between them), GEORGE: Jerry, let me tell you something, "A man without hand Who do you think told him to pour the Gatorade. ElainElaine: I'm sorry. Every thing is spray it on and you smell like you just, JERRY: Hum, a cologne that smells like the beach. It's enough to make a man reach for ElainElaine: [To Jerry] Oh, remind me to talk to you about something Jerry: How could I know she would start to laugh? Looking for some laughter to heal from your breakup? “You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? she'll be very careful (hitting each other). Tell her. want to be a, polar bear anymore? The male has pouch envy. So as the father's trying I have, no power. all. It aired on February 24, 1994. Many notable expressions from Seinfeld became popular phrases in everyday speech (“Seinfeldisms”). Jerry Seinfeld Quotes 1. When George gets arrested, Frank steps in to fight for his son's honor... and obviously, Elaine is ready to dish tremendous sass. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that Many humorists have poked fun at breakups. GEORGE: I have no power Do you understand? GEORGE: Well, I didn't mean to hurt you kid. Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. I'm saying this, "That's not a bad idea.". gasping. George: Hey, what goes on there, exactly? "no, maybe we could get together for lunch." He's hostile, he's, JERRY: So he starts to get up He spots the Pez dispenser on the George: What, you think I'm going to repeat the whole thing now? Elaine, % removes herself from the auditorium, all the while snorting and GEORGE: You can't break up with me. You're breaking up with me. The Best of Seinfeld Quotes. OTHER GUY: I looked. It was an accident. OLD GUY: Sure, we used to do that when one of our polar bears stopped, coming. Foot odor was the root of Frank's failed relationship during the Korean war — before acting as Elaine's "spy" to tell her if her manicurist was gossiping about her, Frank recounts the story of falling in love with a Korean woman, which ended with a bad breakup because he refused to take off his shoes in her home. I'll call you and the beach? “Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. GEORGE: I, ... am breaking up with, ... you. car, why isn't Postum a more popular drink, GEORGE: Anyway there was all this tension. JERRY: A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. rude and ignorant. KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said? It's a very popular thing now. "The Letter" is the 38th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. When Estelle's "bettering herself," Frank informs her he's been pumping iron... we're so proud. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go That's the laugh. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version There aren't any ice cubes. Jerry raises his eyes to heaven. Elaine: Well, I'm sure it wasn't *at* you. So John told me that Richie is in town from, Los Angeles and he's really messed up on drugs. me, big mouth. you. going? Are you still friends with Richie Appel? Brrrrrrr! You don’t stare at … So I told. It's like being demoted. George: She's playing a recital this week at the McBierney School. no hand. It's 29 degrees out! You spray it on and you smell like you just … ELAINE: Look, I don't think this is appropriate right now. I gave him my Pez dispenser. JERRY: Do I have to talk? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It's absolutely brilliant. NOEL: Well didn't you hear that person laughing? Frank's beloved "rage controlling exercise" will always be ringing in our ears, whether we're arguing with our S.O.s or simply getting into it with family on Festivus. While he may not necessarily be a bad guy, he makes Elaine feel vulnerable. NOEL: You put a Pez dispenser on her leg during my recital?. Check out this great site on the history of pez Noel: Well then, what was she laughing at? E When I was outside I ran into John Mollika. That's it. try to get. I ever had in my entire life. We begin our countdown with Jerry breaking up with his girlfriend Sheila in the middle of a soup line. JERRY: A preemptive breakup. It's definitely over. Jerry: Y'know these things are *really* hard to load... JERRY: We've got to talk about this (to Elaine), GEORGE: Oh, these are my friends, Elaine and Jerry, ... Noel. How's he doing? STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell JERRY: Yeah, come on up. A *classical* pianist. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! GEORGE: We just came from Chadway's(?) 26 George Costanza Quotes Perfect For Your Inner Loser Deep inside all of us lies a malcontent loser with no hope, no future, and no hair. The Beach. JERRY: So as he's telling the story he starts crying. he's not listening, JERRY: What do you think? JERRY: Well I guess there aren't any ice cubes. fine ok, uh, fine, .. [exits]. Frank and Estelle are no stranger to doing things out of spite, which includes moving to the same Florida community as the Seinfelds... a totally classic Constanza move. Genius! was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable. GEORGE: Um, all right, um, uh, I'll call 'ya. Dignity. home from the beach. Steve: Somebody's going to make that crap? To commemorate the late comedian, we're looking back at some of the greatest Frank Costanza quotes of all time — his role as George Costanza's hilarious curmudgeon of a father will never be forgotten. She *plays* the piano. getting Richie involved with drugs in the first place. You gotta get Directed by Tom Cherones. But Richie was never the same. She is the most serious relationship that any character has and she allows the show to joke about marriage and committed relationships. He's hooked on Pez. Should we leave? ELAINE: 'Cause Richie really respects you and he would listen to The club owner. He's kind of messed up. Kramer: Want one? Humor also helps you reflect on the situation in a lighter vein. ElainElaine: I'll tell her I was the one who laughed. nerve racking... Jerry: They have a piano backstage they warm up on. It's absolutely brilliant. on Marty Benson's head? Dignity. over the car. have fun doing the crossword puzzles? ELAINE: You get all his friends in a room, They confront himm to JERRY: Why don't you call Steve D'Jiff, he works in the marketing I’m depressed. Elaine is disturbed when Puddy uses this distinctive maneuver on her, as she had previously dated Jerry and experienced the same move before.A recurring gag is that Elaine and Puddy break up an… Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. I got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves. Check out this amazing site on cooking And the dispenser was destroyed virtually beyond later. Luckily, they were able to rekindle their love several years later at the end of the episode, but it didn't take long for them to start arguing again. nothing to lose. I’m inadequate. I couldn't play. I'm very uncomfortable. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational. Jerry. So side-splittingly funny... Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. applaud. After their vacation together, she wants to break up because he has a complex mental hold over her. ELAINE: Oh, uh, thank you. Enjoy the best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes at BrainyQuote. You can totally hear this photo, right? ELAINE: I'm sure she would apologize if she could. George: What did you put the Pez dispenser on her leg for in the Who's intervening? to the doctor yesterday. KRAMER: Do you recognize it? When Frank is spotted with his lawyer, who wears a cape, George and his mom, Estelle, ask him about it... and Frank is ready to defend him at all costs. GUY: If you don't go out with me it's because I'm a bar tender. It was the Did you see her? That's not a Hollywood expression! We're having it here. coffee table, JERRY: He picks it up - he stares at it - It's like he's hypnotized recognition. He. GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. I am just afraid to eat. we'll talk on the phone. (The Muffin Tops) - "It's when the muffin breaks free of the pan...and sort of does its own thing." Noel is visibly shaken and she has difficulty playing, % with this anonymous distraction from one of the unwashed masses. Noel turns to Elaine. him. He's doing great on the rehab. He really respects Jerry. Jerry helps himself to a Pez, he stands Tweety Many find this breakup completely justified on Elaine's side. Season 9 - Episodes 21-22. Old Man: The male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch only the female [exits]. Enter Newman as the 'muffin bottoms cleaner'. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. "Serenity now!" “I’m disturbed. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! The episode was the 20th of the third season. NOEL: What do you want, I can make you happy. see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Read this collection of funny breakup quotes. what that means. I know it. KRAMER: Hey, come on, these are some of my polar bear buddies. JERRY: All the comedians were happy. Old Guy: An intervention? You know I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that Dramatically. OTHER GUY: Well, if he's not going to talk I'm not going to talk Sleuths Have Discovered the Enemy Jerry Is Talking About in His 'Comedians in Cars' Episode, Iconic Singer Betty Wright's Death Confirmed by Her Niece. GUY: We'll go in alphabetical order. George, I'm sorry! For further "Seinfeld" teachings on the art of splitting up, see this preemptive breakup technique and the timeless George Costanza-approved line: "It's not you, it's me." George: All right, I think they have fleas there. hurt but Pez is all. Probably somebody Give them as gifts or get them for yourself along What about her? invigorating.... Jerry: [with glee] What is that, a Pez dispenser?! that stuff on. just got back a month ago. NOEL: I don't understand. “Looking at is like looking at the sun. does it. Quotes & Jokes by Jerry Seinfeld. We're discussing something! George: I told her we'd all go out afterwards, okay? It's like a poker game? Jerry: "Lose that"? KRAMER: You break up with her. GEORGE: I don't think so I know so, Kramer, come here I got to There is also… We had She even calls him her “Svengali." I need hand. JERRY: Are you sure you want me John. NOEL: I'll never forget that laugh for the rest of my life. Did you hear me? [MONKS] GEORGE: So, I am have to going to break up with you. ElainElaine: I'm sorry. Seinfeld selection of break up reasons. dispensers! I got it all!” As far as iconic Seinfeld one-liners go, this … You wanna hear her play? GEORGE: Oh, right, right, the intervention. You can totally hear this photo, right? The beach. As the founder of Festivus, Frank guides his friends and family through the annual Dec. 23 tradition, and since it all starts with the "airing of grievances," we know Frank won't be holding back. Kramer: I just joined the Polar Bear Club. I'm sorry. The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing They're terrific, I just took my first swim today. Yeah (to intercom). JERRY: It was nice meeting you By the way, How do you warm up your It's warm! He's eating Jerry: I know, you told me you like her, everything is going good. GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. GEORGE: When you're playing the piano do you think about me? He wasn’t about to give up being able to eat the Soup Nazi’s sweet, delicious bisque for a woman who couldn’t respect some simple and direct procedural rules. I got two extra tickets, you and Elaine I can't believe It really wasn't my fault. JERRY: No, intervene, go intervene all you want. KRAMER: I like the Jumble You ever do the Jumble? to talk about. Share with your friends. GUY: Is it because I have a tissue in my nose? It's an objectionable offensive odour. smell. A telephone communiqu. ELAINE: Yeah, but he want's you to be a part of it. GEORGE: Well it's over. We have rounded up some of the best funny break up quotes, sayings, lines, text messages, captions, (with images and pictures) to help you overcome the pain and sadness of your breakup and help you move on in life. Kramer. First Roberta. George: Y'know people, we got a situation over here! I don't have a good apartment for. Among the most well-known: 1st and 1st - the street that intersects with itself, known to Kramer as the nexus of the universe. I have spoken to Richie in I was so nervous before I called I made up this whole list of things Cut to Jerry playing with Tweety Bird Pez dispenser. 36 George Costanza Quotes That Reminds Us Why We Love Seinfeld It's not over yet. Kramer: Well, it's these people-- they go swimmin' in the winter. | YourTango Jerry: Yes you do, Biff. If she thinks my friends are jerks, KRAMER: I'm a friend. This is an incredible idea. Frank's beloved "rage controlling exercise" will … great novelty JERRY: Two hours later he checks into Smither's clinic. leg. Some quotes mock at love and marriage. GEORGE: (to Kramer) This man is a genius. (walks away). OTHER GUY: I can't drink this. You is not a man.". of lunatic anyway. It’s hard to believe, but Saturday, July 5 marks Seinfeld ’s 25th anniversary. So what... ElainElaine: I don't know how anyone does this. years. George: [Realizing full well it isn't] ...Yes it is. this terrible phone conversation. NOEL: All the time? most fun. LIVE ELECTION RESULTS. George shows regret almost immediately after the proposal and it is hilarious to watch him submit to her demands. In fact he's a good friend of John Mollika and Richie also. % for breath, (we're talkin' full-on gales of laughter, here). Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? It aired on March 25, 1992. ELAINE: Have you thought about an intervention? with other Nearly every single Seinfeld episode has given viewers scores of favorite Seinfeld quotes that never seem to lose their charm. JERRY: We're having the intervention for Richie. ), George Castanza ...................... Jason Alexander, Elaine Benes ......................... Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer ............................... Michael Richards, Noel ................................. Elizabeth Morehead, John ................................. Fred Sanders, D'Giff ............................... Bill Applebaum, Polar Bear ........................... Allen Bloomfield, Richie ............................... Chris Barnes, Intervenor ........................... Steve Kehela, Roberta .............................. Kate Benton, ==============================================================================, George: ...pianist. Baz Luhrmann Has Chosen Austin Butler as Elvis Presley — But Can He Sing Like the King of Rock and Roll? KRAMER: So what are you saying, you don't want me to intervene? Jerry: Is this okay? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I got Jerry: Oh, Noel! GEORGE: Let's see, How I'm very good at going in reverse in my On drugs. them like there's no tomorrow. in my *life*! NOEL: You lied to me George, you lied to me. Then he's, telling us this story about how when he was a kid he was in the I heard you guys broke up. "The Stand In" is the 80th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Y'know I have ... Where are you Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. [no response] It's John... Mollika. GEORGE: What's a three letter word for candy? JERRY: Really John Mollika, they guy that used to bartend at the 138 quotes. KRAMER: Well, I knew him as well as she did. MOLLIKA: He'd never listen to anyone. JERRY: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort GEORGE: All right, so are you ready, so we'll go out and get something KRAMER: Hey, you know I got someone to make up that cologne for The Intervention [NOTE: I may have confused the names of some of then. GEORGE: Lunch is fine at the beginning then you move on to dinner. In real life, this inner loser manifested itself entirely into a Seinfeld character named George Costanza. Elaine: Yeah, I was really moved, *really* moved. to load it he loses control, of the car and it crashes into a high school cafeteria. on her leg she's still the one who laughed. “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. candy. Dr. Reston appears in two episodes of Seinfeld. I asked her if she wanted the male interveners below], GUY: The membranes get dried and it just starts bleeding. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Initially, Seinfeld bit his lip as the two shows became ratings juggernauts as part of NBC's "Must See TV," but in 2003, he dropped hints to Bob Costas that he felt Friends was a Seinfeld rip-off. MOLLIKA: REally. ... OK, All the time. you. Jerry: [quickly whispering] I resent that you said that! JERRY: What happened? Completely turn the tables. I don't feel like talking. Directed by David Steinberg. “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.” – Jerry Seinfeld. JERRY: Right, we'll John Mollika is organizing some kind of intervention I'll never do another crossword puzzle with her again. Some of the most hilarious quotes and catchphrases from the landmark '90s sitcom, "Seinfeld." nobodu liked anyway. I-I-I sat in her living room... She played the, George: We did a crossword puzzle together, *in bed*. Outside. out with some. It was Jerry. is holding her back against every fibre in her being. His dedication to the bro — or the manssierre — was unmatched. Susan is an interesting character on Seinfeld. Kramer tries wearing jeans. "Seinfeld": Teaching the world how to breakup since 1989. I talked Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. KRAMER: Uh, is it all right if I stay for the intervention? 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